this one made me lol
Things I Have In Common With A Raccoon. I am identical to raccoons in every aspect!
I am sorry that I retain the same exterior and expect you to know the difference. :/
When you haven't worn makeup in a week and you put mascara on and you're like . move over Beyonce. Mama's back. Totally how I feel when I go to work one day a week!
I did not know how much love was in my heart until I saw this.