I have a lot of issues letting shit go, something to work on however. None of us are perfect


Selective Participation Funny Poster

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term Selective Participation. On tshirts and mugs at Zazzle

There are no words for how true this is. #1 reason I could never be on Survivor.

Hell hath no fury like me when I'm slightly inconvenienced and hungry. So true!

Story of my life

Who doesn’t love a good e-card. There is always one that fits your life or attitude so perfectly you have to share it with everyone. The other fun thing to do with e-cards is to send ones to your friends. Check out these great e-cards!

"This tequila tastes like I'm not going to work tomorrow" ~ ha haaaaaaa! I will have to use this line sometime, maybe at the next work party :)

They Asked Him How Is your Life He SMiled And Said She Is Fine

Relationship goals: They asked him, "How's your life?" He smiled and answered, "She is fine.