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Someone is giving my number to their bill collectors. Always thinking of me, trying to remind me that you still exist. Problem is, I don't care. Never have never will. Toot Toot!

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Marry the one who gives you the same feeling you get when you see food coming at a restaurant. You know that tingly feeling of anticipation, when your mouth starts watering, and you get a fluttering in your tummy of excitement...

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I just spent a small fortune on Botox. Now no one will see what an angry bitch I really am!