If I were ever to make a list of things that I'd promise myself, this one would be tough to beat

I Promise Myself

I promise myself.and I am adding I promise to live my life with joy and love, joy to be experiencing life and love for all that is. I promise to laugh my ass off every chance I get, and when the opportunity doesn't present itself I will make one.

I laughed more than I should have.

The NeverEnding Story…

Funny pictures about The NeverEnding Story Continues. Oh, and cool pics about The NeverEnding Story Continues. Also, The NeverEnding Story Continues photos.

Memories =)

Funny Valentines Day Ecard inspirational-sayings-and-hysterical-commentary


Whenever I start feeling spontaneous, my bank account quietly reminds me to calm the fuck down. Life of a broke, college student.


Two things define you. your patience when you have nothing, and your attitude when you have everything. Not sure if I agree that this is what defines a person, but it's definitely food for thought.

I look forward to the day when the biggest decision I have to make is what cocktail I'm going to sip on while laying on the all day. Hurry up retirement!


Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, & shenanigans.

Be that woman!

"Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, 'oh crap, she's up'" - on Being A Strong Woman Of Faith. For I am a warrior and I belong to God. Greater is He that is in me than he that is in the world!

Me too

"I love when my brain chemicals and hormone levels are just right and I actually enjoy life. So true. Damn you PMS

I'm not anti-social. I'm selectively social. VERY selective.