I lose track of how many times a day I'd like to turn to someone and say 'you can't seriously be this freaking stupid!'

Funny Confession Ecard: I lose track of how many times a day I'd like to turn to someone and say 'you can't seriously be this freaking stupid!

I may be taking the high road on the outside, but inwardly, I'm wishing I could punch you in the face and slash your tires.

I may be taking the high road on the outside, but inwardly, I'm wishing I could punch you in the face and slash your tires. (This is SO how I feel some days.was close a couple times today.

I'd do anything to lose 10lbs, except eat healthy and work out.

I'd do anything to lose except eat healthy and work out. ( I work out so mine is just eat healthy.

Preferably shoes

I'm happy. lets go buy shit. I'm sad. lets go buy shit. its not just when I'm pissed.

OMG! hahaha...This is genius!!!!

Life hacks: How to Teach Your Cat to Poop in the Toilet. This might come in handy for when I'm a crazy cat lady.

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My life is constant battle between my love of food and not wanting to get fat.

My nonexistent balls are bigger than your real ones.

Funny Friendship Ecard: My nonexistent balls are bigger than your real ones.

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If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. HAHAH My husband told me this yesterday. He yelled RUN SAVE YOURSELF and i looked back to see what we were running from first! He said running is your death trap uummm yup

Several reasons to stop drinking soda....

A Sip of Soda: How Soft Drinks Impact Your Health.I'll need to stop drinking soda.


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