After going through a lot of my life feeling like the horse on the left, it suddenly hit me last year that I can change the way I view the world and that I can change my outlook on things, I don't have to listen to what people think about me, I don't have to make other people happy by conforming to the society norms; so I suddenly blossomed into the rainbow unicorn on the right and life feels brilliant.
I got the best compliment a woman could ever get from her daughter! She said I wasn't a pessimist or a cynic and I could overcome any adversity without becoming bitter. She said I was cupcakes with sprinkles and I thought life was unicorns farting rainbows!! HAHA (Coming from a rather cynical cop this was even more of a compliment!) Thanks, Cortney!!