I love this. A lot. I think Nico is a great brother. Nico never really smiled very much anymore, counting that everything he loved was ripped away from him, so he acted so distant in order not to get hurt.<- Yes!
"Except that Pride & Prejudice or CatCF didn't come out until several years after PotC, so they weren't Elizabeth Bennet or Willy Wonka yet. You could say Edward Scissorhands for Johnny." --> Still funny.