so "I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult and THAT is why we are allowed to buy alcohol." Some eCards

Going to print this on a t-shirt and wear to work. yup.

My tolerance for imbeciles is extremely low today. I used to have some immunity built up, but obviously there is a new strain out there. There's always more than you counted on

Inspirational words and motivational quotes

TheMotivatedType on Etsy

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I know right?!?!

I don't need to be announcin' my business to the entire bathroom!) this totally cracked me up!

You got that right

Sometimes you have to be the bigger person and let things go. And then sometimes you just have to throat punch a bitch to get your point across.fucking tally doesn't get the fucking point

Disney can largely be held to account for a whole childhood of misdeeds

so true, so what excuses are our children going to have with the shit they watch today?


But "sometimes" I "play the fool" (as you already know. Of course, there are other times where I AM the fool, lol.

starting today, i need to forget what's gone, appreciate what still remains and look forward to what's coming next ..

I'm starting to think this board is more about moving on then a relationship post btw. Starting today, I need to forget what’s gone. Appreciate what still remains and look forward to what’s coming next.


You flipped the bitch switch, so buckle up and enjoy the ride asshole.