This is very true.
XD The spider prolly didn't account for that to be on his list of things to fear..... DARN IT spider school!! update your lesson plans you're leaving these poor spiders unprepared for the latest in hitting-devices. (sorry... i couldn't help it....)
Bitch you need to hibernate! — eCards Funny Inc. #beautysleepfunnyecard #uglypeoplefunnyecard
In case you're wondering, this is from "Let's Pretend this Never Happened" by the brilliant. Jenny Lawson AKA the Bloggess. And yes, the rest of the book is just as good.
Ben Franklin was a wise man…
I would accidentally save that number. "Ugh, I dialed it wrong again?! Man! I can't believe this keeps happening!"