Alea!! lmbo

My irrational fear…

My irrational childhood fear. As a kid I would ask my grandpa if there were any sharks in the pool. I had a terrible fear that. Shark would break through the concrete and into the pool.


Funny Workplace Ecard: I use excessive sarcasm at work because punching someone in their fucking mouth is frowned upon by management.


My brother told me aliens and monsters lived under the bed.then the next morning I stuck my led off and hit the dog's leg and thought it was a monster's leg.from then on i would crawl to the end of the bed and take a flying leap out of my room :D

"And though she be but little, she is fierce." - Shakespeare

"And though she be but little, she is fierce." - Shakespeare, Midsummer Night's Dream, Act Scene II. Not as a tattoo but instead for little girls room decor


Today lets see if we can make mom go completely bat shit crazy k. We were so close yesterday! Seriously what my kids must plot daily

Princess Vader

The Dark Princess…

***GEN/Halle's next costume! Darth Vader Princess Costume - This is so completely awesome I can hardly stand it.


Just when I think my son is a little carbon copy of his father.That he inherited nothing from me.He trips over his own feet and slams into a wall.there I am. Haha, so true!

My Daughter

My daughter is super awesome and I am blessed to be their momma! Love you baby girl!


Things to do with gummy bears.

Funny pictures about Gummi Bear Surgery. Oh, and cool pics about Gummi Bear Surgery. Also, Gummi Bear Surgery photos.


Funny pictures about Derp Pug is on to you. Oh, and cool pics about Derp Pug is on to you. Also, Derp Pug is on to you.


My Wish for My Son — I Love You

For my daughter, i love you babygirl your the best thing that ever happened to me ive learned to love a love a never knew til you were placed in my arms. I LOVE YOU!


Please excuse mommy while she goes and has a nervous breakdown in the closet with a very large glass of wine. Sounds about right!