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two texts that are being shared to someone on their cell phone, one is telling the other
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a tweet that reads, my dad is vacuuming while chewing sunflower seeds and he's spitting them out right in front of the vacuum to clean them
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two tweets with the caption'i just read something about replacing '
Turning A Negative Into A Positive
Turning A Negative Into A Positive
two texts that say, i think you have the wrong number, but thinks it's okay to send me one from the back
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“Beloved, I urge you to abstain from fleshly lusts which wage war against the soul.” 1 Peter 2:11 Yea that’s right, you heard God. Don’t lust! Which, FYI, pretty much means don’t sext, so it should come as no surprise that the Lord himself occasionally looks down from above and smites people for indulging in the desires of … More
Does This Mean I Can’t Petition For An R Rated Version Of Pokemon? Ryan Reynolds, Marvel, Marvel Memes, Marvel Dc Comics, Marvel N Dc, Nerd Humor, See Movie
Does This Mean I Can’t Petition For An R Rated Version Of Pokemon?
Does This Mean I Can’t Petition For An R Rated Version Of Pokemon?
the text is written in black and white, which reads i once went to the dentist my mom & it was just us and 1 other guy in the waiting room
Should I Be Mad?
Should I Be Mad?
two texts are shown with the same person's name on them, and one has been
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Parenting Is An Imperfect Art Art, Funny Memes, Funny Messages, Funny Posts, You Funny, Funny Test
Parenting Is An Imperfect Art
Parenting Is An Imperfect Art
text messages from mom and dad to their daughter on the same cell phone as they talk
Brian’s Been A Bad Boy
two texts are shown with the same person's face and one has an open mouth
Checkmate.
Checkmate.
Doing The Right Thing...
Doing The Right Thing...
Doing The Right Thing...
two texts that are being used to describe what they're talking to each other
Happenin?
Happenin?
two texts that are in the same language and one has an emoticive expression
How Was Your Flight?
How Was Your Flight?
the text is written in black and white
Seems Fair Enough
Seems Fair Enough