When you’re in the shower…

This is my greatest fear, lol. I always lock the doors before getting in the shower. I just know if anyone ever breaks in, I will be pinned in a corner shower - nowhere to go AND NAKED!


A girl has to mean a LOT to a guy for him to pause his video game so he can text her back. Guys are addicted to their video games, myself included.

I have the opposite problem. I hug people and then realize I just shoved their face into my boobs or my armpit.

Not literally, no, but it was always visibly clear - from junior high onwards, I've had three girl friends (on three separate occasions! I'm - can you see where this is going?

I wish I could wear sweat pants everyday. Maybe I should get pregnant again so I won't feel bad about wanting to wear yoga pants everywhere!

And you sir, you`re very attractive. Therefore, I will stare at you.