LOVE this! And SOOOO true!!

Wash your hands and say your prayers wood sign

HA!!! Love it!

Ten words you need to stop misspelling! This is a little pet peeve of mine when people misspell these. I don't claim to be Editor of the Year, but for cryin' out loud people, pull your grammar together!

“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.”   -Tina Fey. #lol

dropyouranchors: “sierrakkusterbeck: ““ “Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall.

Funny, but kinda true!

If Mommy is a nurse this is so true. If Mommy is a nurse this is so true. If Mommy is a nurse this is so true.

Amen to that!

When the queen is happy, there is peace in the kingdom. :) My husband makes sure out kingdom is always peaceful! He is amazing!

Ugh! Every time!

Funny pictures about Trying on bathing suits. Oh, and cool pics about Trying on bathing suits. Also, Trying on bathing suits.

If we could just frame this and  hang it in every patient's room, that would be great!

Funny Nurses Week Ecard: I'm sure it's a surprise, but as your nurse, I'd like to inform you that the big 'H' you saw in front of this building does NOT mean 'HILTON'. Thought this was funny, made me think of my sister n law Nikki(:

Epic!!

Do not let this bottle serve you as an inspiration to call your ex in a pathetic attempt to get back together. Some very fine grapes have died in the making of this wine. Show some respect. Funny Wine Ex Quote

OH YES!!!

Ambien 10 mg at hs prn for "getting on the nurses nerves". Or Ativan or Haldol or anything.

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