ha!

Funny Confession Ecard: Sure, I walk around the house naked with the blinds open. If you're peeking in my window, your punishment is seeing me naked. Joke's on you, motherfucker.

LOL!!!

Free and Funny News Ecard: I hate you. Maybe not in a I hope you die kind of way, but in a I hope you develop an allergy to bacon kind of way. And ice cream.

Jealousy

ecard // i'm in love with my bed // alarm clock jealous whore // sleep

Lol

she is so eloquent. i love this bitch<-- haters are like crickets! I love Drita!

: )

So let me get this straight. Women have fake hair, nails, lashes, contacts. Buy fake boobs, lips and get Botox. But they want a real man? Good luck with that. (my thoughts exactly!

Crazy ~

I don't know karate but I do know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it. Funny Quotes Of The Week – 35 Pics i know karate AND crazy

Trueeee :)

Funny You Couldn't Handle Me Even If I Came With Instructions T-shirt! Great sense of humor! Available in various styles, colors & sizes.

haha : )

The heart actually sends lots of info to the brain. But sometimes it seems like my brain and "heart" don't speak the same language,

This is funny : )

I love post wisdom teeth videos! Husband takes video of his wife, who is extremely confused after getting her wisdom teeth out. Just watch it all.

: ) dats funny

"Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something" - does a non-rescuing Prince Charming necessarily become an idiot?

dats funny

"Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something" - does a non-rescuing Prince Charming necessarily become an idiot?

Idiotitis

idiotitis funny quotes quote lol funny quote funny quotes humor ~LMAO~ Slap and run!

This would get the housekeepers ticker going ...

Leave This For The Maid Service Next Time You Check Out Of a Hotel. I'm sorry, but this is pretty funny!

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