Free, Confession Ecard: Having neither room in your closet, nor empty hangers, but still firmly believing you need more clothes.

it's true!

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I really hate laundry

As I do more laundry, nudists seem less crazy -- the perfect sign for my laundry room.

good one

Jerry Seinfeld on parenting a 2-year-old

Having a 2 year old is like having a blender without a lid. (& two teenagers = one 2 year old!


I wonder if my job would accept this as an excuse lol? Funny Get Well Ecard: Next time you call in Sick to work, tell em you have Anal Blindness. Tell em, 'I don't see my ass coming to work.

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jojo, you're the piss in my pants! "Friendship is like pissing your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel its true warmth. Thank you for being the piss in my pants." (Corrected the ecard typos because they were making my eye twitch) Quote

Kids are the best!

How do you decide who to marry? Kids say the darndest things. And I maintain that trucks can look very pretty.

I'm gonna do this from now on to impress my friends!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Instead of John, I call my bathroom Jim. It sounds better when I say I went to the Jim first thing in the morning.

I hate when that happens bahaha

Rottenecards - It's never too late to shut the fuck up and mind your own business.

Oh yeah!

Finally got my sink fixed! Wine on Tap! Right handle is Red Wine, Left handle is White :) Perfect!


"Not to get technical, but according to chemistry - alcohol is a solution." Great excuse for a drink!

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