No Soliciting

No Soliciting, We Found Jesus, We Love Our Vaccuum, We Gave At The Office, And My Kid Is Selling The Same Crap That You Are Sign

No Soliciting sign. Soooo need to make this. Our sign that says "no soliciting" clearly isn't enough because people knock on the door daily.

so true for boys especially!

I thought this meant if you cry you grow boobies cuz girls cry more haha.


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Hehe - does this only happen when you have an empty nest? Or when your spouse passes? And you have no pets...? haha.

My poor mom, I used to sit outside her door. I thought it was our "special" alone time. Poor woman just wanted to pee! Love you mom!

This must have been a caption contest, right?

The Wonder Weeks explains why and when your baby is most likely to sleep less calm. What happens inside your baby's head what makes him/her sleep and eat differently and what you can do to help your baby through this (and other!) phase(s).

When someone or something is weak I have now started referring to them as giant testicles instead of pussies, all because of Betty. Love her!

I love you, Betty White. My hero. I wanna be Betty White when I grow up Betty should be the ambassador for the Internet

LOL :)

Ahhhh the Ol' Baby-in-the-Mirror game. has been eating up Baby-in-the-Mirror lately. Put him in front of the mirror. Put him in front of the mirror.

Dang calories!

Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories. Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories. Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories.

OMG!!!! Yes I totally understand...pls I had a hard time getting 4oz! And then someone else's child knocked over my pump with the bottle still attached...bye bye milk...tears.......

A Funny Mom Quotes --> truth. definitely okay to cry over spilled breastmilk

I've always wondered how many this bothered...lol  #Therapy Humor

i have cdo its like ocd but all the letters are in alphabetical order as they should be funny quote

{oh my goodness @Michelle Winebarger & @Lisa Elenburg look what I found!!! I thought I was the first one to ever say it ahaha}

If you liked it then you shoulda put a pin on it! (spoof on Beyonce's song "single ladies") haha.

:D this happens every time my sister starts a story with " you won't believe what happened to me" @ Melissa Kingsbury

Funny pictures about Stop I’m Gonna Pee, tagged with funny baby, pee, stop posted in Gags

Haha!

I don`t want to brag or make anybody jealous, but.I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school.

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