Since I work at a liquor store and deal with stupid, rude people all day, this is particularly relevant. "I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult and THAT is why we are allowed to buy alcohol." Some eCards

Hahaha

I don't pretend to be anything I am not. Except for sober, I 've pretended to be sober a few times.

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And a crazy one at that! How dare I speak the truth? Why would I ever go public with the bold truth? She must be having a bad day. I am having a bad day, but I am still standing.

Haha very funny.

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not a stalker, I just like to secretly take pictures of people with my iPhone so I can text them to my friend and have a good laugh. Marquez this is totally you!

"Be the Mom you want them to remember" printable by A Pocket full of LDS prints

Motherhood, Children, Family, Life, Quotes "Be the Mom you want them to remember" printable by A Pocket full of LDS prints

Heh

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Behold! The field in which I grow my fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren.

Inspirational Quotes: No one ever injured their eyesight by looking on the bright side. Top Inspirational Quotes Quote Description No one ever injured their eyesight by looking on the bright side.

OMG this happened to me the first time I texted my son! It took me so long to finish that text..punctuation and all LOL. When he replied with a K, I just stared at it!

this happens to me when I text my son! It took me so long to finish that text.punctuation and all LOL. When he replied with a K.

Um yes. High school is in the past and that's where it should stay.

I literally just told caleb this about my upcoming 10 year haha. Funny because it's true. Duck Dynasty's Jase Robertson has some great truth about class reunions.

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Funny pictures about The secret of periods. Oh, and cool pics about The secret of periods. Also, The secret of periods.

You know it's over when you catch yourself comparing the now to the how it used to be...and this realisation can be ever so devastating to both parties involved.

“How do you know when it's over?” “Maybe when you feel more in love with your memories than with the person standing in front of you.” It breaks my heart because it's true.

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