"So a few months ago I was on my period and my dad kept sneaking bars of chocolate under my bedroom door then ran downstairs shouting "SATAN HAS BEEN FED"..."
Let's celebrate another day I didn't quit my job.
I still push on pull doors
my name is Blair , but my friends call me bling blang
Well, aren't you a little ray of pitch black.
My stress stresses me out to the point where I'm too stressed to deal with stress.
I don't hate everyone, but you've gotta be pretty damn special of I like you