I want this on the bottoms of all my glasses.
Funny Flirting Ecard: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.
Story of my life
Now that is funny
fifty shades of grey
Funny Valentine's Day Ecard: I'm on a diet, so you can buy me diamonds for Valentine's Day.
one skinny bitch