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    Denise Carter
    Denise Carter
    Denise Carter

    Denise Carter

    Clueless about a lot of things, but willing to learn!

    When I was a baby an evil fairy cursed me with expensive taste and no money.

    What causes a person to shart—and how to make sure it never happens to you.

    PORTLAND, MAINE. It’s like the other Portland, but less mainstream. Aside from historic buildings and the harbor, the main attraction in Portland is the food, which is so awesome that even Anthony Bourdain filmed an episode there.

    Spiced Apple Cider Champagne cocktails. Looks good for Christmas. My child will be born by then! ;)

    Snickers popcorn is heaven on earth!

    Recipe Favorite: Crockpot Chicken Noodle Soup. I think I'd cook the chicken first.