ECards

A place for me to put all those witty and funny Ecards that I see from time to time on here. I have always liked the retro look to them.


ECards

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With the relaunch of Thor as a woman in the comics...technically this makes sense that some will consider Thor a Disney princess.

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SomeEcard: Excersice my ass! I'm just doing this so they guys can see my boobs bouncing underneath my shirt! I need a date! - Too funny...wonder if the creator of this card is the only one who does this...

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SomeEcard: I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole work-out was a waste of time... - Too funny. Ah, social media...

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SomeEcard: A friend will calm you down when you are angry, but a BEST friend will skip beside you with a baseball bat singing "someone's gonna get it" - Thought of the "Kids in the Hall" episode where the guy sings "someone's gonna get a punch in the nose" when I read this.

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How to deal with annoying telemarketers

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Sorry I was talking while you were interrupting - Well that guy is going to have a bad day...

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Bang. I'm awesome bitches. Write that down. - Looks like this guy wants the court to know just how awesome he is.

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I only keep you as a friend on Facebook so that I can make fun of your horrible life choices - Wow...if this is true, Facebook is a lot meaner than it was back when I had an account.

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Ok I'll try and phrase this so it doesn't hurt your feelings...You annoy the ever living fuck out of me - There's honesty and there's brutal honesty...this falls into the latter category. I wonder what she would have said if she didn't care about hurting his or her feelings. ;)

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Maybe music wasn't so wholesome back in the day...

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We'd be screwed if kids actually thought like this...they don't right? Right?...

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"Mom, we're bored!" - No way, the mom volunteered them both as tributes...

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I am glad that I am not the only one (not that I thought I was the only one) that gets frustrated at owners who don't clean up after their dogs when they are out taking their dog for a walk. - Oh and not having a bag with you to clean it up with is never an excuse and I don't want you choosing what to fertilize the lawn with for me.

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First rule of CrossFit: Tell everyone you know that you CrossFit. - I feel like this is what people do when it comes to working out as well...I don't blame them...working out is hard and we sometimes need that motivation from others to help us to continue to work out. A "good job" or "impressive" goes a long way.

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Most people don't realize this, but you can have dinner without telling Facebook about it - I never do this...however I sometimes post pictures of my food to Instagram. :)

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'Mommy, watch this!!!'- I have heard a variation of the kids saying this and yes something somewhat dangerous does occur next...

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Friends: Ross and Rachel Debate - Thought this Ecard from "Soaring" was funny even though I disagree. Ross and Rachel were on a break...they even had an episode where that someone told Rachel that it sounded like they were on a break and I was all like, yeah you tell her!

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    Derek Akkerman

    I pinned this one for fun as the Ross and Rachel debate went on when I was in college and it always humored me to see how passionate one could get in debating their side.

Quick Question... How come no one is staring at their phones in Back to the Future 2? - They could maybe go in and digitally alter it so they all are doing this...though it might look weird, the same way that it looked weird when they changed all of the guns on the federal agents to walkie talkies on "E.T. The Extra Terrestrial"

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That's called Facebook son. Someday when you are older you will enjoy laughing at it, like we all enjoy laughing at Myspace. - Ooo...a Facebook and MySpace burn all rolled into one.

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Talking to negative/whiny people is a lot like wiping your butt with sandpaper. It hurts. It's pointless. You are left feeling covered in crap. - Makes me wonder if they were forced to wipe with sand paper at one point in their life...

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I propose we start calling Black Friday The Hunger Games. - They do get pretty violent, don't they...that and people are probably a bit hungrier as people have begun lining up on Thanksgiving Day...sad...

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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? - This is so true! 😉

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Don't use the brown grocery store bag as a trash bag. Use the Target bag...it looks classier. - Ha Ha, it does look a bit classier, doesn't it.

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omg... ur facebook posts make u luk so smart So no one ever. - Maybe this person was trying to be funny or ironic when they made up this card and misspelt (and used the wrong) words...then again, maybe not.

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I must be an astronomer..... because I cant stop thinking about 'ur anus - I wonder if this user got their joke from "E.T." Anyone else remember the variation of this joke from "E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial"? One of the kids asks Elliot about E.T. and says "Where is he from, Uranus? Get it? Your anus?"

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