A place for me to put all those witty and funny Ecards that I see from time to time on here. I have always liked the retro look to them.
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With the relaunch of Thor as a woman in the comics...technically this makes sense that some will consider Thor a Disney princess.
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Okay, Lady Liberators assemble! Spider-Woman, PEPPER (aka Iron Woman), American Dream (Agent Carter's descendent), She-Hulk, Silk (bitten by the same radioactive spider as Spider-Man), Spider-Girl (Spidey's daughter)...
Disney owns Marvel. Marvel runs Thor. Thor is the son of a god. Thor is now a woman. Therefore, Thor is now a Disney princess!
SomeEcard: Excersice my ass! I'm just doing this so they guys can see my boobs bouncing underneath my shirt! I need a date! - Too funny...wonder if the creator of this card is the only one who does this...
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SomeEcard: I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole work-out was a waste of time... - Too funny. Ah, social media...
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lol reading peoples check in's at the gym or seeing their status about working out drives me crazy! and also just makes me want to go eat nachos and drink margaritas :)
Bahaha LOVE this. I work out to make me feel good, not to make others makes me feel good about myself.
Why does everyone feel the need to announce they are working out! Really, I'm so glad I know you went to the gym. My life is now complete. Wait nope, I needed to see pictures of the food you ate today. A picture of a small piece of chicken and a single carrot. With the caption loving life<3 Bitch you hate your life right now! You totally want to smash this taco bell I'm eating right now :P
I don't always work out, but when I do - I make sure I post it on facebook. Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!
some people seriously need to stop telling the world when they work out..
Seriously! People don't need to post Everytime they're working out!
Lol so true y do pple take piks at the gym PR working out bahahaha
bahahaha! This makes me giggle!
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SomeEcard: A friend will calm you down when you are angry, but a BEST friend will skip beside you with a baseball bat singing "someone's gonna get it" - Thought of the "Kids in the Hall" episode where the guy sings "someone's gonna get a punch in the nose" when I read this.
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Funny Friendship Ecard: A friend will calm you down when you are angry, but a BEST friend will skip beside you with a baseball bat singing 'someone's gonna get it'.
A friend will calm you down when you are angry, but a BEST friend will skip beside you with a baseball bat singing "someone's gonna get it". | Friendship Ecard | someecards.com
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Ahh Friendship ... Man, I miss friends like this!!!
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Next Time When You Get An Unknown Number Answer It Saying "Hello Westwood Sperm Bank You Spank It, We Bank It. | Somewhat Topical Ecard
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"HELLO, WESTWOOD SPERM BANK YOU SPANK IT WE BANK IT!! SOOO FUNNY!!! Ecard humor funny laugh
Next time you get an unknown number... haha I totally need to remember this!!!
almost died laughing!! Funny thing is i used to do this all the time
almost died laughing!! Need to remember this one.
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Sorry I was talking while you were interrupting - Well that guy is going to have a bad day...
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Funny Confession Ecard: I always say what I mean. I may not always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.
Funny Confession Ecard: I always say what I mean. I may not always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it. Horrible about doing this, need to use the filter option more often!
Funny Apology Ecard: Sorry I was talking while you were interrupting. for reals. RUDE.
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I literally laugh out loud every time I read this.
When my boys do stupid stuff
LOTR E CARD!
Bang. I'm awesome bitches. Write that down. - Looks like this guy wants the court to know just how awesome he is.
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Bang. I'm awesome bitches. Write that down..."Yes.. She's still a nasty bitch!!"" You better get a NOTE BOOK FOR THE NEXT ONE... "
Bang. I'm awesome bitches. Write that down. - Looks like this guy wants the court to know just how awesome he is.
What's this pin about? It's about how I'm awesome bitch. And...Bang...You are not. Ever. Never.
Bang. I'm awesome bitches. Write that down. | Encouragement Ecard | someecards.com
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This is why I'm on Pinterest, to find my life motto!! Ha
LMAO! funny Write it down bitches...hahahaha
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I only keep you as a friend on Facebook so that I can make fun of your horrible life choices - Wow...if this is true, Facebook is a lot meaner than it was back when I had an account.
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I only keep you as a friend on Facebook so that I can make fun of your horrible life choices. #College #Funny #Humor
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH! Funny Friendship Ecard: I only keep you as a friend on Facebook so that I can make fun of your horrible life choices.
Funny Friendship Ecard: I only keep you as a friend on Facebook so that I can make fun of your horrible life choices. Oh and you do make some awful ones. ;)
Funny Friendship Ecard: I only keep you as a friend on Facebook so that I can make fun of your horrible life choices. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH! Funny Friendship Ecard: @Becky Hui Chan Braun
Well that's about 98% of my Facebook friends haha
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Ok I'll try and phrase this so it doesn't hurt your feelings...You annoy the ever living fuck out of me - There's honesty and there's brutal honesty...this falls into the latter category. I wonder what she would have said if she didn't care about hurting his or her feelings. ;)
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Ok I'll try and phrase this so it doesn't hurt your feelings. You annoy the ever living fuck out of me | eCards
If anyone ever texts me "who is this" I always respond "Jake from State Farm" | Confession Ecard
@Zo Grace, we know some people like this , right?
Wish I could actually say this to some people
sounds about right for some people we know
Some people in my life like this...
life lessons - LMAO
Maybe music wasn't so wholesome back in the day...
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Funny Confession Ecard: I can't believe the music that kids listen to now-a-days! What ever happened to wholesome music like 'Push It' and 'Me So Horny' ?
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I listen to all kinds of music, from every genre and generation, but I thought this was funny. ~ <3 Michelle
Read this quietly at work and laughed out very loudly...
Music today this made me laugh
Haha! This makes me giggle!
OMG. Funny stuff
We'd be screwed if kids actually thought like this...they don't right? Right?...
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Let's drive Mom bat-shit crazy. That way, she'll let us watch TV just to get a moment's peace. this is the conspiracy theory of my children...and it works every time.
Let's drive Mom bat-shit crazy. That way, she'll let us watch TV just to get a moment's peace. Thaaaat's my boys.
....Story of my life. <3 Wouldn't have it any other way. .....Let's drive Mom bat-shit crazy. That way, she'll let us watch TV just to get a moment's peace.
I can see my boys doing this Let's drive Mom bat-shit crazy. That way, she'll let us watch TV just to get a moment's peace.
Let's drive mom bat shit crazy that way she'll let us watch tv to get a moments peace
Why my children are all watching TV at the very moment.
my son and daughter
"Mom, we're bored!" - No way, the mom volunteered them both as tributes...
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Haha so true :) I wish I got paid what daycare/preschools rake in but until then I suppose my kids hugs and smiles will be my paycheck.
Funny Family Ecard: 'Mom, we're bored!' Why don't you kids go play the Hunger Games...I'll see one of you later.
Funny Family Ecard: Mommy calls this a, 'Bedtime story'. We call it a, 'Thanks mommy, but we are not planning on sleeping anytime soon story'. ;-).
Lol Ikr. I also homeschool two of my children, keep my house clean with kids underfoot messing things up all day since they're not off in daycare, I workout every day, and I always wear real clothes and do my hair and makeup daily. How shocking.
Funny thing is I've actually said this to a kid haha @Katherine Chanel
I laughed, I couldn't help it....one of my favorite quotes.
Hahahahaha!! I can't stop laughing! So funny!
I am glad that I am not the only one (not that I thought I was the only one) that gets frustrated at owners who don't clean up after their dogs when they are out taking their dog for a walk. - Oh and not having a bag with you to clean it up with is never an excuse and I don't want you choosing what to fertilize the lawn with for me.
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'I love when your dog takes a dump in my yard and you leave it for me to clean up,' said no one ever.
First rule of CrossFit: Tell everyone you know that you CrossFit. - I feel like this is what people do when it comes to working out as well...I don't blame them...working out is hard and we sometimes need that motivation from others to help us to continue to work out. A "good job" or "impressive" goes a long way.
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Most people don't realize this, but you can have dinner without telling Facebook about it - I never do this...however I sometimes post pictures of my food to Instagram. :)
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Most people don't realize this, but you can have dinner without telling Facebook about it.And take a shower and go to bed etc etc
thank goddess, people please stop
No doubt tired of play by play
'Mommy, watch this!!!'- I have heard a variation of the kids saying this and yes something somewhat dangerous does occur next...
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Funny Family Ecard: 'Mommy, watch this!!!' is the toddler equivalent of 'Hold my beer.' It usually means something stupid and dangerous is about to take place.
Funny Family Ecard: 'Mommy, watch this!!!' .
Funny Family Ecard :)
Friends: Ross and Rachel Debate - Thought this Ecard from "Soaring" was funny even though I disagree. Ross and Rachel were on a break...they even had an episode where that someone told Rachel that it sounded like they were on a break and I was all like, yeah you tell her!
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"We were on a BREAK!" Best thing ever! This sentence stays funny!
Quick Question... How come no one is staring at their phones in Back to the Future 2? - They could maybe go in and digitally alter it so they all are doing this...though it might look weird, the same way that it looked weird when they changed all of the guns on the federal agents to walkie talkies on "E.T. The Extra Terrestrial"
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Quick Question... How come no one is staring at their phones in Back to the Future 2 ?
That's called Facebook son. Someday when you are older you will enjoy laughing at it, like we all enjoy laughing at Myspace. - Ooo...a Facebook and MySpace burn all rolled into one.
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THATS CALLED FACEBOOK SON....SOMEDAY WHEN YOU ARE OLDER YOU WILL......
Talking to negative/whiny people is a lot like wiping your butt with sandpaper. It hurts. It's pointless. You are left feeling covered in crap. - Makes me wonder if they were forced to wipe with sand paper at one point in their life...
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Talking to negative/whiny people is a lot like wiping your butt with sandpaper. It hurts. It's pointless. You are left feeling covered in crap.
why i stop talking to people with nothing but complaints....
Stop whining people!
I propose we start calling Black Friday The Hunger Games. - They do get pretty violent, don't they...that and people are probably a bit hungrier as people have begun lining up on Thanksgiving Day...sad...
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? - This is so true! 😉
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? - The truth hurts.😉
Don't use the brown grocery store bag as a trash bag. Use the Target bag...it looks classier. - Ha Ha, it does look a bit classier, doesn't it.
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- Ha Ha, it does look a bit classier, doesn't it.
omg... ur facebook posts make u luk so smart So no one ever. - Maybe this person was trying to be funny or ironic when they made up this card and misspelt (and used the wrong) words...then again, maybe not.
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someecards.com - omg... ur facebook posts make u luk so smart So no one ever
omg... ur facebook posts make u luk so smart So no one ever.
I must be an astronomer..... because I cant stop thinking about 'ur anus - I wonder if this user got their joke from "E.T." Anyone else remember the variation of this joke from "E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial"? One of the kids asks Elliot about E.T. and says "Where is he from, Uranus? Get it? Your anus?"