A place for me to put all those witty and funny Ecards that I see from time to time on here. I have always liked the retro look to them.
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With the relaunch of Thor as a woman in the comics...technically this makes sense that some will consider Thor a Disney princess.
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SomeEcard: I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole work-out was a waste of time... - Too funny. Ah, social media...
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So funny and so true - I don't give a rat's ass when you are at the gym! Lol
Constant gym-posters are my biggest pet peeve!!
Just a little heads up, I don't care how many miles you ran or how much you benched today...
I forgot to post on FB I was going to the gym. Now this whole work out was a waste of time...
Seriously. No one cares that you went to the gym.
I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole work-out was a waste of time... Sad reality: some people believe this to be true.
SomeEcard: A friend will calm you down when you are angry, but a BEST friend will skip beside you with a baseball bat singing "someone's gonna get it" - Thought of the "Kids in the Hall" episode where the guy sings "someone's gonna get a punch in the nose" when I read this.
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Shouldn't find this so funny, but I do :-) A friend will calm you down when you are angry, but a BEST friend will skip beside you with a baseball bat singing 'someone's gonna get it'
Friends forever lol
I know my skipping baseball bat friends! <3
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Funny Friendship Ecard: A friend will calm you down when you are angry, but a BEST friend will skip beside you with a baseball bat singing someones gonna get it. I miss you Nicky :( Comment, Like, Repin !!!!!!
Best friend quote.
How to deal with annoying telemarketers
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"HELLO, WESTWOOD SPERM BANK YOU SPANK IT WE BANK IT!! SOOO FUNNY!!! Ecard humor funny laugh
This is too funny! I'm dying laughing!
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Next Time When You Get An Unknown Number Answer It Saying "Hello Westwood Sperm Bank You Spank It, We Bank It. | Somewhat Topical Ecard
I will do this! This is so funny.
almost died laughing!! Need to remember this one.
Sorry I was talking while you were interrupting - Well that guy is going to have a bad day...
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I laugh out loud every time I read this.
I mean what I say... Except when I am sleep deprived then there is no telling what kind of stuff will come out.
LOTR E CARD!
Bang. I'm awesome bitches. Write that down. - Looks like this guy wants the court to know just how awesome he is.
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Bang! So funny
Bang I M Awesome Bitches Write That Down
Funny Ecard - Bang. I'm awesome bitches. Write that down.
Absolutely Love this lol
I only keep you as a friend on Facebook so that I can make fun of your horrible life choices - Wow...if this is true, Facebook is a lot meaner than it was back when I had an account.
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Lol so true for some people
Funny Friendship Ecard: I only keep you as a friend on Facebook so that I can make fun of your horrible life choices.-- this is soooo true of some people.
I only keep you as a friend on Facebook so that I can make fun of your horrible life choices. #College #Funny #Humor
Ok I'll try and phrase this so it doesn't hurt your feelings...You annoy the ever living fuck out of me - There's honesty and there's brutal honesty...this falls into the latter category. I wonder what she would have said if she didn't care about hurting his or her feelings. ;)
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BAHAHA!! This applies to soooo many people!!
God, so true for so many!!
Ok I'll try and phrase this so it doesn't hurt your feelings. You annoy the ever living fuck out of me | eCards
Haha, I can apply this to some people I know
life lessons - LMAO
Some people in my life like this...
Maybe music wasn't so wholesome back in the day...
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~ I can't believe the music that kids listen to now-a-days! What ever happened to wholesome music like 'Push It" and Me So Horney"?
OMG. Funny stuff
I love being a 90s kid
We'd be screwed if kids actually thought like this...they don't right? Right?...
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Let's drive Mom bat-shit crazy. That way, she'll let us watch TV just to get a moment's peace. Hahahaha!! So true!!
Let's drive Mom bat-shit crazy. That way, she'll let us watch TV just to get a moment's peace. -I can actually imagine my children plotting like this
Let's drive Mom bat-shit crazy. That way, she'll let us watch TV just to get a moment's peace. Happens in my house!
Let's drive mom bat shit crazy that way she'll let us watch tv to get a moments peace
Let's drive Mom bat-shit crazy. That way, she'll let us watch TV just to get a moment's peace.......this is my life ;)
Let's drive Mom bat-shit crazy. That way, she'll let us watch TV just to get a moment's peace. this is the conspiracy theory of my children...and it works every time.
This is totally my boys... Funny Family Ecard: Let's drive Mom bat-shit crazy. That way, she'll let us watch TV just to get a moment's peace.
"Mom, we're bored!" - No way, the mom volunteered them both as tributes...
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This is so true. Sadly, very true. Story of my life.
Funny thing is I've actually said this to a kid haha @Katherine Chanel
Why don't you kids go play the Hunger games. I'll see one of you later. #ecards
this is funny stuff right here...
Mother's Day quote
I am glad that I am not the only one (not that I thought I was the only one) that gets frustrated at owners who don't clean up after their dogs when they are out taking their dog for a walk. - Oh and not having a bag with you to clean it up with is never an excuse and I don't want you choosing what to fertilize the lawn with for me.
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First rule of CrossFit: Tell everyone you know that you CrossFit. - I feel like this is what people do when it comes to working out as well...I don't blame them...working out is hard and we sometimes need that motivation from others to help us to continue to work out. A "good job" or "impressive" goes a long way.
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The Best CrossFit Someecards
6 Tips So You Don't Ever Fall Out of Love With CrossFit #boom #CrossFit
Crossfit Rule. Tell everyone you do it.
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What is up with crossfit people?! Annoying
Most people don't realize this, but you can have dinner without telling Facebook about it - I never do this...however I sometimes post pictures of my food to Instagram. :)
Most people don't realize this, but you can have dinner without telling Facebook about it.And take a shower and go to bed etc etc
And go to the gym, clean your house, etc!
'Mommy, watch this!!!'- I have heard a variation of the kids saying this and yes something somewhat dangerous does occur next...
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Funny Family Ecard: 'Mommy, watch this!!!' is the toddler equivalent of 'Hold my drink.' It usually means something stupid and dangerous is about to take place.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. me and your un-created baby have so much in common already.
Friends: Ross and Rachel Debate - Thought this Ecard from "Soaring" was funny even though I disagree. Ross and Rachel were on a break...they even had an episode where that someone told Rachel that it sounded like they were on a break and I was all like, yeah you tell her!
Quick Question... How come no one is staring at their phones in Back to the Future 2? - They could maybe go in and digitally alter it so they all are doing this...though it might look weird, the same way that it looked weird when they changed all of the guns on the federal agents to walkie talkies on "E.T. The Extra Terrestrial"
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That's called Facebook son. Someday when you are older you will enjoy laughing at it, like we all enjoy laughing at Myspace. - Ooo...a Facebook and MySpace burn all rolled into one.
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Talking to negative/whiny people is a lot like wiping your butt with sandpaper. It hurts. It's pointless. You are left feeling covered in crap. - Makes me wonder if they were forced to wipe with sand paper at one point in their life...
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Stop whining people!
I propose we start calling Black Friday The Hunger Games. - They do get pretty violent, don't they...that and people are probably a bit hungrier as people have begun lining up on Thanksgiving Day...sad...
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omg... ur facebook posts make u luk so smart So no one ever. - Maybe this person was trying to be funny or ironic when they made up this card and misspelt (and used the wrong) words...then again, maybe not.
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I must be an astronomer..... because I cant stop thinking about 'ur anus - I wonder if this user got their joke from "E.T." Anyone else remember the variation of this joke from "E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial"? One of the kids asks Elliot about E.T. and says "Where is he from, Uranus? Get it? Your anus?"