A place for me to put all those witty and funny Ecards that I see from time to time on here. I have always liked the retro look to them.
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With the relaunch of Thor as a woman in the comics...technically this makes sense that some will consider Thor a Disney princess.
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Disney owns Marvel. Marvel runs Thor. Thor is the son of a god. Thor is now a woman. Therefore, Thor is now a Disney princess!
SomeEcard: I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole work-out was a waste of time... - Too funny. Ah, social media...
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I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole work-out was a waste of time... Sad reality: some people believe this to be true.
Lol so true y do pple take piks at the gym PR working out bahahaha
Funny Encouragement Ecard: I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole work-out was a waste of time...
Oh, that's so true for some people!
facebook pet peeve!
Ha ha! No kidding! No one cares! Lol
I don't care when or if you are going to the gym.
So funny and so true - I don't give a rat's ass when you are at the gym! Lol
SomeEcard: A friend will calm you down when you are angry, but a BEST friend will skip beside you with a baseball bat singing "someone's gonna get it" - Thought of the "Kids in the Hall" episode where the guy sings "someone's gonna get a punch in the nose" when I read this.
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Shouldn't find this so funny, but I do :-) A friend will calm you down when you are angry, but a BEST friend will skip beside you with a baseball bat singing 'someone's gonna get it'
Best friend quote.
I know my skipping baseball bat friends! <3
I love my friends! <3
Funny Friendship Ecard: A friend will calm you down when you are angry, but a BEST friend will skip beside you with a baseball bat singing 'someone's gonna get it'. I miss you guys :(
Best Friends Forever.
How to deal with annoying telemarketers
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"HELLO, WESTWOOD SPERM BANK YOU SPANK IT WE BANK IT!! SOOO FUNNY!!! Ecard humor funny laugh
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almost died laughing!! Need to remember this one.
This is so funny!
Next Time When You Get An Unknown Number Answer It Saying "Hello Westwood Sperm Bank You Spank It, We Bank It. | Somewhat Topical Ecard
Next time you get an unknown number... omg this is too funny
Sorry I was talking while you were interrupting - Well that guy is going to have a bad day...
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I mean what I say... Except when I am sleep deprived then there is no telling what kind of stuff will come out.
Sometimes the truth hurts when you ask for it...
Dear ex friend, get down from your imaginary white horse and face it. The problem is not EVERYONE around you. The problem is YOU. I seriously know who this e card was made for!!!
when OB's and nurses laugh at your birth plan, as if your wishes for your life changing event don't matter.
Bang. I'm awesome bitches. Write that down. - Looks like this guy wants the court to know just how awesome he is.
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Bang. I'm awesome bitches. Write that down. | Encouragement Ecard | someecards.com
Don't know why I think it's so funny.
Absolutely Love this lol
Bang I M Awesome Bitches Write That Down
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I only keep you as a friend on Facebook so that I can make fun of your horrible life choices - Wow...if this is true, Facebook is a lot meaner than it was back when I had an account.
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Lol so true for some people
Funny Friendship Ecard: I only keep you as a friend on Facebook so that I can make fun of your horrible life choices.-- this is soooo true of some people.
I only keep you as a friend on Facebook so that I can make fun of your horrible life choices. #College #Funny #Humor
Ok I'll try and phrase this so it doesn't hurt your feelings...You annoy the ever living fuck out of me - There's honesty and there's brutal honesty...this falls into the latter category. I wonder what she would have said if she didn't care about hurting his or her feelings. ;)
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life lessons - LMAO
Lol...something your wish to said to some people !!!! Annoying!!!
This may apply to some people I know...
Ok I'll try and phrase this so it doesn't hurt your feelings...You annoy the ever living fuck out of me. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
Some people in my life like this...
Maybe music wasn't so wholesome back in the day...
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I can't believe the music that kids listen to now-a-days! What ever happened to wholesome music like 'Push It' and 'Me So Horny' ?
OMG. Funny stuff
We'd be screwed if kids actually thought like this...they don't right? Right?...
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My children must know these kids!!
This is so true in my life with 4 kids!!
Let's drive mom bat shit crazy
Let's drive Mom bat-shit crazy. That way, she'll let us watch TV just to get a moment's peace. Thaaaat's my boys.
Kids being kids... and yes, it works!
Let's drive Mom bat-shit crazy. That way, she'll let us watch TV just to get a moment's peace. Happens in my house!
"Mom, we're bored!" - No way, the mom volunteered them both as tributes...
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This is so true. Sadly, very true. Story of my life.
Funny thing is I've actually said this to a kid haha @Katherine Chanel
Why don't you kids go play the Hunger games. I'll see one of you later. #ecards
I was the third kid! This is so true.
funny quote mom we're bored go out and play the hunger games we'll see one of you later
this is funny stuff right here...
Mother's Day quote
I am glad that I am not the only one (not that I thought I was the only one) that gets frustrated at owners who don't clean up after their dogs when they are out taking their dog for a walk. - Oh and not having a bag with you to clean it up with is never an excuse and I don't want you choosing what to fertilize the lawn with for me.
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First rule of CrossFit: Tell everyone you know that you CrossFit. - I feel like this is what people do when it comes to working out as well...I don't blame them...working out is hard and we sometimes need that motivation from others to help us to continue to work out. A "good job" or "impressive" goes a long way.
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18 workout memes that will definitely crack you up
Most people don't realize this, but you can have dinner without telling Facebook about it - I never do this...however I sometimes post pictures of my food to Instagram. :)
Most people don't realize this, but you can have dinner without telling Facebook about it.And take a shower and go to bed etc etc
And go to the gym, clean your house, etc!
'Mommy, watch this!!!'- I have heard a variation of the kids saying this and yes something somewhat dangerous does occur next...
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"Mommy, watch this!!!" is the toddler equivalent of "Hold my beer." It usually means something stupid and dangerous is about to take place. Bahahaha!
Men and toddlers. Basically the same thing. I broke my arm after a "mommy watch this" lol
Funny Family Ecard: 'Mommy, watch this!!!' is the toddler equivalent of 'Hold my beer.' It usually means something stupid and dangerous is about to take place. hahahahah @Ashley Walters Walters Walters Walters Walters stump
Mommy, Watch This!!! | Two Too Smart, Smartass Mommies Life with three boys!
So funny because it's true!
“Mommy, watch this!!!” is the toddler equivalent of “Hold my beer.” It usually means something stupid and dangerous is about to take place. I don't even have kids and I know this!
Friends: Ross and Rachel Debate - Thought this Ecard from "Soaring" was funny even though I disagree. Ross and Rachel were on a break...they even had an episode where that someone told Rachel that it sounded like they were on a break and I was all like, yeah you tell her!
Quick Question... How come no one is staring at their phones in Back to the Future 2? - They could maybe go in and digitally alter it so they all are doing this...though it might look weird, the same way that it looked weird when they changed all of the guns on the federal agents to walkie talkies on "E.T. The Extra Terrestrial"
That's called Facebook son. Someday when you are older you will enjoy laughing at it, like we all enjoy laughing at Myspace. - Ooo...a Facebook and MySpace burn all rolled into one.
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Talking to negative/whiny people is a lot like wiping your butt with sandpaper. It hurts. It's pointless. You are left feeling covered in crap. - Makes me wonder if they were forced to wipe with sand paper at one point in their life...
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Stop whining people!
I propose we start calling Black Friday The Hunger Games. - They do get pretty violent, don't they...that and people are probably a bit hungrier as people have begun lining up on Thanksgiving Day...sad...
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omg... ur facebook posts make u luk so smart So no one ever. - Maybe this person was trying to be funny or ironic when they made up this card and misspelt (and used the wrong) words...then again, maybe not.
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I must be an astronomer..... because I cant stop thinking about 'ur anus - I wonder if this user got their joke from "E.T." Anyone else remember the variation of this joke from "E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial"? One of the kids asks Elliot about E.T. and says "Where is he from, Uranus? Get it? Your anus?"