SomeEcard: Excersice my ass! I'm just doing this so they guys can see my boobs bouncing underneath my shirt! I need a date! - Too funny...wonder if the creator of this card is the only one who does this...
SomeEcard: A friend will calm you down when you are angry, but a BEST friend will skip beside you with a baseball bat singing "someone's gonna get it" - Thought of the "Kids in the Hall" episode where the guy sings "someone's gonna get a punch in the nose" when I read this.
Ok I'll try and phrase this so it doesn't hurt your feelings...You annoy the ever living fuck out of me - There's honesty and there's brutal honesty...this falls into the latter category. I wonder what she would have said if she didn't care about hurting his or her feelings. ;)
I am glad that I am not the only one (not that I thought I was the only one) that gets frustrated at owners who don't clean up after their dogs when they are out taking their dog for a walk. - Oh and not having a bag with you to clean it up with is never an excuse and I don't want you choosing what to fertilize the lawn with for me.
First rule of CrossFit: Tell everyone you know that you CrossFit. - I feel like this is what people do when it comes to working out as well...I don't blame them...working out is hard and we sometimes need that motivation from others to help us to continue to work out. A "good job" or "impressive" goes a long way.
Friends: Ross and Rachel Debate - Thought this Ecard from "Soaring" was funny even though I disagree. Ross and Rachel were on a break...they even had an episode where that someone told Rachel that it sounded like they were on a break and I was all like, yeah you tell her!
Quick Question... How come no one is staring at their phones in Back to the Future 2? - They could maybe go in and digitally alter it so they all are doing this...though it might look weird, the same way that it looked weird when they changed all of the guns on the federal agents to walkie talkies on "E.T. The Extra Terrestrial"
Talking to negative/whiny people is a lot like wiping your butt with sandpaper. It hurts. It's pointless. You are left feeling covered in crap. - Makes me wonder if they were forced to wipe with sand paper at one point in their life...
I propose we start calling Black Friday The Hunger Games. - They do get pretty violent, don't they...that and people are probably a bit hungrier as people have begun lining up on Thanksgiving Day...sad...
omg... ur facebook posts make u luk so smart So no one ever. - Maybe this person was trying to be funny or ironic when they made up this card and misspelt (and used the wrong) words...then again, maybe not.
I must be an astronomer..... because I cant stop thinking about 'ur anus - I wonder if this user got their joke from "E.T." Anyone else remember the variation of this joke from "E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial"? One of the kids asks Elliot about E.T. and says "Where is he from, Uranus? Get it? Your anus?"