A real best friend makes your family question your sexuality. @Amanda Snelson hatrick
When someone yells, 'shotgun!', I yell 'Rosa Parks' and sit in the seat and refuse to move. Oh man, so something my daughter would do...@Carly Mendoza
Can we skip this whole "college" thing and go straight to the part where I have a really awesome job and spend all my time traveling?
My husband soooo understands this statement!
My intense desire to unfriend you is outweighed by the enjoyment I feel gawking at the huge trainwreck that is your life. Seriously, some people are BEYOND retarded!
I like to surround myself with people who share in my inappropriate comments, sarcasm and random shenanigans. | Thinking Of You Ecard | someecards.com
I can't get out of bed. These blankets have accepted me as their own and if I leave now I might lose their trust.
Funny Confession Ecard: 95% of the decisions in my life are based on whether I like the colors of something, if it is pretty, or if it smells good.