The Defibrillator Toaster          My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”  “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”  He’s bread, Jim.  Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M  If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!   JESUS CRUST.  JAM IT!  “Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

The Defibrillator Toaster puns: "WERE LOSING THEM!" -"Nurse we need 12 CC's of cream cheese, stat!" -Time of deliciousness: A.M -If we dont restart his heart , hes toast! -"Daddys in a butter place now, kids.

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