This is fantastic :) Instead of trying to come up with a legitimate excuse I'm just going to start texting people "I love you dearly but I will likely not be coming because of who I am as a person"

"Just one more episode" "Just one more bite" "Just one more minute" "Just one more arm then the summoning area will be ready" "Just one more sip of tea" "Just one more box of cookies" "Just one more minute then I'll go eat" "Just one more potato chip"

I've been hiding from exercise. I'm in the fitness protection program.

I've been hiding from exercise. I'm in the fitness protection program.

Sorry for being late to work but I got stuck enjoying my last few moments of not being at work.

Sorry for being late to work but I got stuck enjoying my last few moments of not being at work.

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