Aside from the use of the term "daddy issues" this post is gold. "Daddy issues" makes it seem like the kids fault for having a bad relationship with their parent when that usually isn't the case even if it is in this circumstance.
Yes, you can make tasty apple pie cups with just two ingredients that make enough servings to feed a crowd! All you need is a can of Pillsbury™ refrigerated cinnamon rolls and some apple pie filling. and a large scoop of ice cream to serve them with!