Imagine going in for the first glimpse of your unborn child, the miraculous little peanut that will grow into the baby you have been dreaming of...only to be haunted by the creepiest image of some...
BAHAHAHAHA. Love it!
I don't care about Disney lying about my Prince Charming. I'm more upset about forest creatures and their unwillingness to clean my house.
Vegetables that forgot how to vegetable...
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I think this is my favorite spongebob quote.
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