and God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. the he made the Earth round. and he laughed and laughed.
Ecolda: When a man has a cold but acts like he has Ebola. Aka, my boyfriend when he's got the flu.
This is actually a really good idea. 24 Parents You Wish You Knew In Real Life .good idea for when my kids are older
Goodbye rhyming poem printable - copy for student poetry notebooks
Yes. A walk in the woods helps me relax and release tension. The fact that I am dragging a body should be entirely irrelevant.
If You Are Going To Act Like A Turd Go Lay In The Yard Sign by Sawdust City. These signs are made in Wisconsin and are solid knotty pine with a smooth finish that is intended to look time worn.
Snaughling: Laughing so hard you snort, then laugh because you snorted, then snort because you laughed.
This is my fav prayer, every day I go to work. "Dear Lord, Please put your arm around me today and your hand over my mouth"
Funny pictures about Evil Plotting Toddler. Oh, and cool pics about Evil Plotting Toddler. Also, Evil Plotting Toddler photos.
Ummmm I don't think this just applies to teens, I wanna throw bricks at plenty of people I have to be nice to