all. the. time.

Don't mistake this fake smile and professional body language. I'd punch you in the throat if I knew I wouldn't lose my job. OR IN SPITE OF LOSING MY JOB!

Iam presently experiencing life at a rate of several wtf's per hour

Hilarious

Parenting Fail: Just Put The Baby On The Floor Mom - Gotta get our Slurpee

Farewell, shitty day, don't forget to fuck thyself on the way out. Seriously it is a shitty day

truth..

I have 3 The quiet sweet side. The fun & crazy side. The side you never want to see.I don't really have a quiet sweet side ;

And then there’s this. | 19 Resolutions That Are SO Much Better Than Going On A Diet

Dieting is easy. It's like riding a bike. And the bikes on fire. And the grounds on fire. And everything's on fire because you're in hell.

"I'm not a ride or die chick, I have questions: Where are we riding to? Why do I have to die? Can we get food on the way?"

"I'm not a ride or die chick, I have questions: Where are we riding to? Why do I have to die? Can we get food on the way?

So I have that going for me. Which is cool.

I don’t have all, not even some, of my ducks in a row. But they are all in the same pond, so I have that going for me. I think my "pond" is the size of Lake Michigan lol

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