Think I'm going to have to print this and post it where it can be seen by all.

My tolerance for imbeciles is extremely low today. I used to have some immunity built up, but obviously there is a new strain out there. There's always more than you counted on

I would give you a nasty look... But I see you already have one.

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~repinning because all of my older lady friends at work tell me this... it comes with age!

because all of my older lady friends at work tell me this. it comes with age!

no one...

It's not that diabetes, heart disease, and obesity run in your family. It's that no one runs in your family.

Funny!!! But so true!

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Because I know one day one of my coworkers is going to do this in a staff meeting.

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Damn Girl, Are you a fire detector? 'Cause you are fucking loud and annoying/


There's only so much insanity you can blame on the full moon. The rest is just everyday bat shit crazy people being themselves.

I'm sorry that I got angry and said a lot of things that I meant but still should not have said. --this is totally me.

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--I love these! Sherlock e-cards express the appropriate sentiment for all occasions. (Even more on clickthrough.)<<he's not a psychopath, he's a high functioning sociopath. do your research!