Just make sure you remember WHO actually the lie though, not the person you feel like blaming...

Just make sure you remember WHO actually the lie though, not the person you feel like blaming...

I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room... but not too humid because you know... my hair.

I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room... but not too humid because you know... my hair.

Not all girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm made of sarcasm, wine, and everything fine.

Not all girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm made of sarcasm, wine, and everything fine.

Asking how my day at work went is like asking how a drive-by shooting went, I'm just lucky I got out alive!

Asking how my day at work went is like asking how a drive-by shooting went, I'm just lucky I got out alive!

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