"Dear Mother In Law".lol this so funny! But I love my mother in law!
"I love you more than yesterday. Yesterday you really pissed me off." Sign in Funny Things
Not exactly inspiration, but hell yeah its funny! I do keep opinions to myself LOL
I love you, Betty White. My hero. I wanna be Betty White when I grow up Betty should be the ambassador for the Internet
I’m not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I’m a drunk, we go to parties
That is if he will take the trash out at all! My husband does a ton of other things, but trash isn't one of them! I have learned to pick my battles!
"It's funny how after an argument is over, you start to think about more clever shit you could have said." ★ (I do this all the time!
I love cleaning up messes I didn't make. So I became a MOM. Ain't that the truth! A little Mother's Day humor!
Therapy helps…but screaming obscenities is faster and cheaper! on LOL Zombie's Funny Pictures
keep telling yourself that--it's also the drink of choice for many homeless people, hence the term "wino" for a homeless alcoholic. i'd rethink the whole "classy" part.
Story of my life. My sister, mom, and I love target lol