don't let my looks deceive you. i have the mouth of a sailor, the temper of an italian housewife, and the the tolerance of an irish man. LOL truth x 100


Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: I'm not really a bitch all the time. You just don't like when I call you out on your bullshit. All the time.


"Men say that women should come with instructions. Have you ever seen a man actually read the instructions?" So funny, because it's so true!