Funny Cry for Help Ecard: 'Why can't we be friends?', Well, because you're three gallons of crazy in a two gallon bucket and I don't have time for a mess like you.

Omg! @Sarah Chintomby Cook

Cheese and Crackers. When you have the cheese, but not the crackers. I was cracka-lackin!

This just made me laugh out loud!

Funny Breakup Ecard: You're just not my cup of tea, mainly because I don't like huge pieces of shit in my tea.

Hahaha I'm pretty sure anyone who has played a sport can relate.

I'm pretty sure anyone who has played a sport can relate. I need this shirt being a basketball and volleyball player


Haha, this happens to me all the time. You are not responding in the way I imagined you would respond when I acted out this conversation in my head. Stop it.

so true!


Yes officer, I did see the speed limit sign, I just didn't see you. -Story of my life!

What's funny is this actually happens.

Every Damn Time

My husband calls me a "goldfish" all the time. They only have a 3 second memory.


Love this! I barely get on FB anymore because the same people always have either drama or pity parties. I've got family members I could call if I wanted to hear it.

every day

I am presently experiencing life at a rate of several WTF's per hour. Haha have those days