back when I used to drive places

Every single time my gps tells me the time of arrival, I ALWAYS say "challenge accepted.


Realist speaking

Why do we feel safe under blankets? It's not like a murderer will come in thinking "I'm gonna ki. She's under a blanket. ha, ha that is funny!

fresh prince, iphone style.

Sing it.

Emoji Story - Will Smith! Fresh prince of bel air theme song

I absolutely adore sarcasm, don't you? - Oh you know, those people who post a million statuses about their damn life.

This is awesome.  Well played, Google, well played. hahahaha

For a split second I thought something was wrong with my phone!


So call me maybe!

Even though I HATE this song, this is sadly so true. No control when Call Me Maybe comes on, maybe not always out loud. plus that's the chorus and we all know the chorus of songs.

How to cut a pizza. My husband doesn't like pizza crusts anyhow! Pizza crust, you are finally all mine!


Was I drunk the entire relationship? Was I drunk the entire relationship? Was I drunk the entire relationship?

The Muppets Old Men Haters Gonna Hate T-Shirt - Statler & Waldorf about to rain some old man fire down on The Muppet Show.

hahahaha.... so fun!!

Pusheen the Adorable Bouncy Cat making biscuits.My Wendy cat does this too!


Weigh-in Wed: THIS time! THIS time! NO THIS time

T-Rex Hates Pushups 1 Printed on Skreened T-Shirt