pretty much, just swap the shower and bed time thoughts. Shower time is for problem solving/great ideas; bed time is for random thoughts that I can't stop from popping into my head!


If I'm a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you it's either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you - Or I really hate you and don't care if you know it - Good luck figuring out which one


A few other things as well but I'm pretty sure only those three people I care about are the ones allowed to know what I care about


I say this all the time and it drives my husband crazy! I just give him this exact explanation every time!


Walk up in the club like I have social anxiety and I want to go home xD This is me!

Don't ask me to put some color in my wardrobe. I have every shade of black there is. I have color.

Black has always been my favorite color. I always feel indestructible every time I wear black. Black is just the best color ever hands down! I even wanted to paint my room black, at one point, my parents weren't having it though.

Yes, Yes, And… Yes

Yes, Yes, And… Yes // funny pictures - funny photos - funny images - funny pics - funny quotes -


Was at Ulta with my mom this morning and she said "You already have that color"

No, I am not a nail polish addict. I can stop buying any time I want. I let my nails breathe sometimes; the time between removal and application.

my life

Funny pictures about I Find It Easier. Oh, and cool pics about I Find It Easier. Also, I Find It Easier photos.

From one nurse to another.

From one nurse to another.


Every teenage girl

Rachel: Go tell him he's cute. What's the worst that could happen? Monica: He could hear me. Friends TV show quotes

my life

19 Reasons Socializing Is Not For You

LOL funny haha people hilarious comedy TV screencap humor fun television tv show Eric Forman rofl outside Topher Grace introvert talking tha.

movie quotes

aww the notebook, I love this movie. And Ryan Gosling :)