im am currently on the floor still laughing at this!

Screeching like an angry pterodactyl…

Funny pictures about Screeching like an angry pterodactyl. Oh, and cool pics about Screeching like an angry pterodactyl. Also, Screeching like an angry pterodactyl.


Tumblr is on drugs - Part 1

Laughed way too hard

Tumblr stuff

The blind glasses are soo clever I am rejoining these for the funniness plz ignore the horrible language used in it though! <- I can't choose a favorite! Between stomach's impression of satan or precious or even the melon!

Lol the comment after it

In love with a pizza guy…

Aww<-- I love the "P.- You sound adorable when you are flustered." It's so cute ^_^ totally ship it.


Slothing, the best way to cheer someone up…

Slothing- The best way to cheer someone up. McGeough I'm gonna sloth you unless you cheer up ;

These made me laugh so hard.

Long Tumblr post, but it's very funny

This is freaking wonderful. I actually found one of the frustration word search words!

LOL oh my gosh...

Tumblr Gold

Oh my freakin gosh. xD I can't breathe. Oh gosh. Oh gosh. Hahahah xD This is not what I needed right before bed.


New and improved phrases…

fat-little-virgin: “ wickedlywenchy: “ “ Alternative phrases to “calm your tits” ” Hakuna your tatas……love that one! ” Don’t have a rack attack lol ”

Haha! So something my family would say :) I'm from a funny family 8)

Teenager Post - me: *falls down* mom: what was that noise? me: my shirt fell mom: sounded heavier than a shirt me: I was in it when it fell

I laughed so hard at this.

my newsfeed delivers

No offense, but in my honest opinion. Sssshhhuuut the fuck up! Opinions are like assholes. everybody's got one, and they all stink. So kindly STFU!