I'm going to open an ice cream shop and name the flavors things like: dont be sad, he's not worth it, you deserve better.

I'm going to open an ice cream shop and name the flavors things like: dont be sad, he's not worth it, you deserve better.

I don't cry over men anymore, I realize there only good for one thing, and some aren't even good at that.

I don't cry over men anymore, I realize there only good for one thing, and some aren't even good at that.

Classy is sorting your problems out in private. Trashy is trying to start shit in a crowded parking lot.

Classy is sorting your problems out in private. Trashy is trying to start shit in a crowded parking lot.

Now I lay me down to sleep and pray that bitch sows what she reaps. Amen.

Now I lay me down to sleep and pray that bitch sows what she reaps. Amen.

I wish I was a Muppet. I'd be happy all the time too if someone constantly had their hand up my dress.

I wish I was a Muppet. I'd be happy all the time too if someone constantly had their hand up my dress.

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