haha but seriously....

School bus logic: children must always wear a seat belt, except if you put 50 of them in one vehicle. Makes no sense which is why our kids will never ever ride the school bus!


"Kim would you stop taking pictures of yourself? Your sister is going to jail." Keeping Up With the Kardashians

Minimalistic wood etchings of Mitch Hedberg quotes: "Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day.