Every time!

I know this is mildly inappropriate, but this was my childhood and is still the status quo at my parents house and it is much too funny NOT to post. tupperWHERE THE FUCK IS THE FUCKING LID.

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They should put more wine in a bottle.... So there's enough for two people.

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Funny!

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sounds like my husband. Needs to be rephrased to- "How interesting! You cant find the salad dressng in the food pantry, yet you can find a tiny bit of onion in your dinner!

You have your facts, and then you have your grudges. Two totally different things...

Oh, I don't believe in holding grudges. I do, however, remember facts forever.learning to let go but this is too funny & indicative of the past

Too funny :)

last night sitting on the couch with my husband I said, 'I love you.' he asked, 'is that you or the wine talking?' I said 'it's me.talking to the wine. Love you babe!

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