Don't mistake this fake smile and professional body language. I'd punch you in the throat if I knew I wouldn't lose my job. OR IN SPITE OF LOSING MY JOB!
I am really bad at measuring pasta, so if you and 79 of your friends want spaghetti, come on over! Hahahah soooo me!
Joke All You Can: Instead of saying LOL, I'm gonna say SALTS ( smiled a little, then stopped). It's more truthful
Free, Confession Ecard: I woke up to drink some water in the middle of the night and I accidentally ate a whole pizza and a cheesecake. So nan
Funny Friendship Ecard: You're such a good friend that if we were ever in a sinking boat and there was only one life preserver, I'd miss you and think about you often. you can swim better after all.
Behold, I have added my own caption to condescending wonka. jbemmz Behold, I have added my own caption to condescending wonka. Behold, I have added my own caption to condescending wonka.
Here is an ad for a hair product that shows that it can tame wild hair and prevent frizz. The fact that it illustrates this by using a lion is very humorous.
when a pregnancy test confirms your worst fear. You are just fat.
LOL Someone needs teach this to boys, so they can grow to be better men
Store bought is fine. :) Oh my word! Ina Garten drives me crazy! "Oh, you can't afford organic spices that you can only find in remote ends of the earth, and that cost a gazillion dollars? Then, store bought is fine. I'm rich!