"When you have two small children at home and you come back into the room to see this, it is like seeing the Raptor cage torn in Jurassic Park." - this works for dogs too!
What kind of disability is THIS? The Get Your Head Out of Your ASS? Or head in the ass syndrome?
Hahaha sober me would LOVE to know the reasoning behind why drunk me thinks it such a great idea to shower with all my clothes still on
Dang boy, are you the sun? Cause you need to stay about miles away from me.