This is mean but I think everyone has at least one person in their life that if they caught fire it would take a minute or so to choose between a bucket of water or the bag of marshmallows. Or in my case choosing between water and a can of gasoline :)

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Paris....this reminded me of you in grade telling me that an apple a day will keep the dentists away. now i know that you were throwing your apples at the dentists.

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