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its a metaphor you potato with eyes

"It's a metaphor, you potato with eyes!" hahaha The 25 Greatest Lines From "Orange Is The New Black" Season 2

I felt like this a time or two

If I had a dollar for every time I wanted to knock a lazy co-worker out, I wouldn't have to work anymore.

Laughed more than I should

Owl, how many lick does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?" "How many licks does it take to get the the center of a Tootsie Pop? The world may never know" .Is it bad that I can quote the whole commercial?

seriously, i can't keep a straight face even when i'm telling the truth

seriously, i can't keep a straight face even when i'm telling the truth! i often find it easier to lie then to tell the truth with a straight facexD