Hand Painted Wine Glass, "I just want to drink wine and pet my dog" by YouBetYourSassyGlass on Etsy https://www.etsy.com/listing/250073010/hand-painted-wine-glass-i-just-want-to
I'm actually not made of wine, but the rest is me and I snorted so this works fine.
Hey, I found this really awesome Etsy listing at https://www.etsy.com/listing/265651884/im-a-mermaid-of-course-i-drink-like-a
I'm Not Always a Bitch Coffee Mug or Wine Glass, Funny, Girlfriends, Women, Bitch, Glitter Mug, Personalized Coffee Mug by HnECraftsandGifts on Etsy https://www.etsy.com/listing/252091964/im-not-always-a-bitch-coffee-mug-or-wine
Handpainted Wine Glass Classy Sassy and a by OriginalsbyAmandaO, $15.00