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"Whoever said 'nothing tastes as good as skinny feels' has clearly never had cupcakes, or wine, or chocolate, or pizza!" Definitely the cupcakes and chocolate and pizza part!

my life on the weekends.

Saturday.

If it requires pants and/or a bra, it's not happening today. How I feel about Sundays!

smokey eye

The residue of last night's "smoky eye" is this morning's "hooker murdered in a back alley" eye. Haha yes, how I feel when I look in te mirror after a drunk night.

If Jon were ever to write me a poem...this would be it.

“Roses are red, bacon is also red. Poems are hard. that's a man poem.

Better Book Titles: Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. Written by Judith Viorst illustrated by Ray Cruz. Ever wake up to a really bad day? That is what Alexander was having. just one of those bad days. A great book to read!

oh god it's so true.

Yeah, we do that. Yeah, they were straight the whole time. Just like we said.

Whenever I start feeling spontaneous, my bank account quietly reminds me to calm the fuck down. Life of a broke, college student.

true story.

Yeah, we do that. Yeah, they were straight the whole time. Just like we said.

snort.

21 Examples Of Really Honest Graffiti

gretchenjonesnyc: “ I agree with epcutler: “ The world needs more snarky fashion graffiti. ” ” heh heh heh, this is so true and so funny

it's funny because it's true.

If I ever go missing, I would like my photo on wine bottles or beer bottles instead of milk cartons. This way my friends will know to look for me.

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