Why or why do i always forget this until i have been dragged into cleaning up the mess - 'Why can't we be friends?', Well, because you're three gallons of crazy in a two gallon bucket and I don't have time for a mess like you.

He has a lot of nerve…

Omg I thought this was a pic of the actor in the movie! Haha he does look just like that thing! Maybe he shouldn't be the CEO if ugly people shouldn't wear their cloths! This man should be the CEO of Abercrombie and fugly!

See when I was your age, Pluto was a planet... and we had Twinkies... (my favorite one so far!!)

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: See when I was your age, Pluto was a planet. and we had Twinkies.

So me!

Two trips are for pansies.Living on the second floor of an apartment my whole life taught me this motto.

I had an original Nintendo.... Ha Ha!

"when I was your age, I had to blow on video games to make them work" haha Super Nintendo every time!

always @Shannon Thompson

It's the Most Wonderful Time (Beer Edition) - Holiday Cheer and Holiday Beer! - Skreened T-shirts, Organic Shirts, Hoodies, Kids Tees, Baby One-Pieces and Tote Bags


True - unless those particular crazies can swim! LOL / Positive Thoughts, Positive Life: Quotes To Live By


“I am the good shepherd. The good shepherd lays down his life for the sheep. The hired hand is not the shepherd so when he sees the wolf coming, he abandons the sheep and runs away. Then the wolf attacks the flock and scatters it".

She loves me.

She loves me.

This is not funny tho couldn't find a board🙈True Love Always Wins… awwww.