Inspirational Quotes: When one door closes, sometimes you want to get a hammer and nails to make sure that bitch stays shut. Top Inspirational Quotes Quote Description When one door closes, sometimes.

so true, so true..

"Sometimes I amaze myself - other times I can't remember which day it is." This is SO me!


When we're old and our husbands have died, will you promise to live with me so we can drink daily & keep each other company? (Except I'm never getting married. So let's just drink daily and keep each other company starting now.

so funny....

Some days I am the queen of serenity. Other days, separating coffee filters pushes me over the edge. so true ;

Keepin' it classy

Funny Friendship Ecard: It's no longer 'box wine'. The classy term is 'Cardboardeaux'. I need some wine.


Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: If by 'Let's agree to disagree,' you really mean: 'Let's each continue to think the other person is a fucking idiot,' then, yeah, sure.

So True!!

Funny Reminders Ecard: You said 'long story short' 10 seconds ago. Seriously, wrap it the fuck up.

I'm dying lol

Done this with my trainer before! Makes working out so much more fun. Find an awesome workout partner and try it!


My kids. And my husband. And my dad. And my brother. And my sister. And my other sister.

Poor thing

Funny Picture Dump Of The Day – 63 Pics ---- this is so funny and cute ;


some people you know were dropped on their head as babies. some were clearly throw in the air, hit the ceiling ran, bounced off the wall and fell out the window

Long-distance Thanksgiving Humor

Long-distance Thanksgiving Humor

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So true!

Funny Nurses Week Ecard: I'm sorry you feel sick, but Mommy's a nurse so we only go to the doctor when we're dying.