Because everyone loves happy little trees... and LEGOS.
If you must insult another person, this is probably the funniest and most true one you could say. I'd be offended if someone wished this upon me because I've stepped on a lego before and I don't want to do it again!
Awww Yeah Flowers!
Star Wars cat kitten help me obi wan !
13 Funny and Hilarious Church Signs. The Book of Mormon Sign is our favorite!
but for real though...