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This guy had the perfect vows. His vows: "I will kill the spiders. I will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. I won’t ever pop my collar. I will never be rude to your tummy- when I hear it growl and gurgle, I promise to bend down and reply respectfully. I will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. I will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger. and the counter-bumped hip. I’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. I will be the big spoon. I will let you win at wrestling. sometimes. other times I will not. I will send you random txts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever I want to. whenever I think you need one. or seven. I will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. I will hold your hand. I will love you. I will love you. I will love you."
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HIS PLEDGE TO HER: I will kill all the spiders. I will share my fries with you when you've finished yours and still be hungry. I won't ever pop my collarr. Iwill never be rude to your tummy, when I hear it growl and gurgle, I promise to bend down and reply repectfully. I will eat all the mushrooms when we oder supreme pizza. I will kiss the paper cuts, the door slammed fingers, and the counter bumped hips. I'll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questins and comments during movies. I will be the big spoon. I will let you win at wrestling. Sometimes. Other times I will not. I will go faster. Harder. I will pull when you want, and tease you when you don't. I will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. Not always. Not on schedule. Just whenever i want to, whenever I think you need one, or seven. Iwill check your tire pressure, and remind you to take your car in. I will hold your hand, I will love you. I will love you. I will love you.
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Pinterest FAIL aka real life
Funny stuff !! SO true!!!!
It's so funny how things don't always turn out the way you see them on Pinterest...I laughed so hard at this. This is so true . How many times did they actually try it before it turned out right
haven't laughed this hard in a while! SO true!!!! Story of my life!
Epic pinterest fails. I don't know why I find them so funny but I can't stop laughing. This is my life.
Cool Things, Take My Money, Laptops Cases, Cool Ideas, Awesome Inventions, Cool Inventions, Shut Up, Cool Stuff, Awesome Stuff
Very cool stuff. Shut up and take my money!!!
look at all the cool things!!
OMG! Pizza scissors! lol! And I want the book laptop case! Cool stuff!
awesome stuff... where can i buy it?!?
awesome inventions! shut up and take my money
Best Hipster Edits. Hahahahaha
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Anti Hipster Edits SO FUNNY lmao too funny
Laughed SO hard reading this. Photoshop plus Pinterest does not equal wisdom. The one about the Ferris wheel is my favorite.
me of these have UGLY words, but they are too funny not to pin! Hipster Edits. Literally have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.
Anti Hipster Edits People change, now I'm a lamp.
This made me LOL so hard. I just can't stand the stupid inspirational quote pictures. This basically describes my world views lol
Best Hipster Edits- Some are really dumb but some are really funny.
yup, i want a boy like this.
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I want this man (;
Is that real life..
This is a really cute text
I think I'd pass out if a guy sent such a sweet message to me.
yup, i want a boy like this. Please inform my future husband that I will fall for him immediately if he uses this on me and I would really love it. Thanks! :)
Awww, future boyfriend, look at this!
EVERY GIRL DESERVES A GUY LIKE THIS.
dream guy. someone please take this advice to ask someone out. <3
Get shirt wet, write on with Elmer gel glue (white glue does NOT work)... Let dry, dye shirt with glue on it, wash and wear!
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Tie dye shirts with Elmer's Glue and my favorite song lyrics
elmer's glue before tie-dye. genius. could also use bleach pens and not have to tye dye
Watermark Tee. Use blue elmers glue to write words then dip in rit dye
Elmers Glue T Shirt Idea DIY Elmer's Blue Gel glue, RIT dye, and a white shirt. 1. Wet tee with cold water, place board in middle of layers of shirt. 2. Draw design on shirt with glue, let dry completely. 3. Prepare dye bath with cold water - remember, finished product will be lighter in color than the bath. Dip shirt in bath, then let dry completely. 4. Soak shirt in soapy cold water for 15 min, then wash in washing machine.
Watermark Tee--using Elmer's glue & Rit dye. Fun & easy to do! Follow tutorial by Sweet Verbana:) looks way easier than using a bleach pen @ Sarah Jezsu
Watermark Tee Tutorial - uses Elmer's Blue Gel Glue and Rit Dye to write song lyrics, bible verses, favorite book excerpts, etc on a white t-shirt. This is really cool!
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Mr. Taco, funny, text
Mr. Taco! Funniest accidental text conversation ever need to do something like this lol
Don't text Mr. Taco- super funny!
"Mr. Taco" Like a Boss...
Oh my god! Long but so funny and one epic win for Mr. Taco!
I LOVE MR. TACO!! I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY WHOLE LIFE! @Trinity Jean
Funny stuff! Mr. Taco is my hero!
These things we never questioned...
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Cartoon Logic, excuse the one word.
Cartoon Logic. That's funny stuff.
cartoon logics, mostly Disney Logic.... seems legit. lol
Cartoon Logic. so funny
Hahaha Cartoon Logic. The things we never questioned as children.. I thought this was entertaining :)
Cartoon Logic hahahaha - love the Little Mermaid reference!
Cartoon Logic haha...excuse the language
Definitely made me chuckle...
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Police humor/ jokes
Still laughing! Who says police officers don't have a sense of humor!!!
Cute - And I like how it's humorous without making the police look bad. The the good sport of the last police man :D
Police - funny stories!!!
Well played. Wish I could have remembered this when I got pulled over.
Oh that's too funny!! I'm so going to say that if I ever get pulled over!! *Knock on wood*
So funny!!!! I might use the last one if I get pulled over!!
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So, in every Disney Pixar movie, they incorporate the Pizza Planet truck (originally in Toy Story). Here are a few!
Mind blown. Pizza planet truck in most of the Pixar movies!
MIND BLOWN!!! Pizza planet truck in every disney movie!
Haha Pixar pizza planet truck. Mindblown
The Pizza Planet truck is everywhere! And A113. (That's the room where they train the animators, I think) It appears in every PIxar movie. And the Pizza Planet truck. They're Easter eggs. Something to look for. For example, A113 was the license plate for Andy's mom's car in Toy Story 1. And the person who captured Nemo, after he touched the boat, his goggles had A113 on them. Little Pixar fact. :)
Pixar Pizza Planet Pizza Truck Easter Egg | WeKnowMemes
Hahahahaha that made my day!!!:)
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THIS IS SO EPICLY AWESOME! Sooooooo doing this to the next wrong number text I get... *drums fingers anxiously and waits*
I can only hope to remember to do this the next time I get a random text.
I wanna do this to someone who accidentally texts me.... So funny!
new friend fail
Love her! I used to be so addicted to FarmVille...I was scheduling my crops around my classes. It was pretty bad haha
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Emma stone and Jennifer Lawrence need to become best friends like yesterday. So many laughs would be had
emma stone is so funny! i watched this interview, and could not stop laughing. seriously.
My girl crush
MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD. youtube this people.
It doesnt feel fake - haha I just laughed so hard!!!
Emma Stone's funny
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Hahahaha so true. story of my life.
so true... That's how it is when I play pool
I love playing pool but have no idea what I am doing
I have no idea what I'm doing. #humor
SO TRUE lets face it. we all just want to use the chalk on a pool table
hahaha. hilarious b/c we used to have a pool table!
Funny Pictures Of The Day – 91 Pics
I love people who make me laugh.
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people, who can make me laugh, can put me in such a good mood. | See more about laughter quotes, audrey hepburn and medicines.
people who make me laugh #quotes #audreyhepburn #wisdom
So true, every person I'm close with makes me laugh
Audrey Hepburn #Quote: "I love people who make me laugh. . ."
One of my favorite quotes, so true.
"Laughter IS the best medicine! " great insight from my amazing amazing friend Carrie; she is such a force of nature, from inside out, thank you carrie! you make me laugh, inspire, insightful!
Future Adidas commercial (;
Adidas Commercial, Future Adidas
Haha so true
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My boyfriend and I do this everytime we go out to eat haha
I don't care where we eat as long as its not at any of the 12 places you just named. HELLO MY LIFE!
Wes and I trying to pick a place to eat on date night...
Funny Confession Ecard: I don't care where we eat as long as its not at any of the 12 places you just named.
what I do to my husband everytime we eat. lol
I do this to my husband all the time. /Giggles
trampoline tent for summer sleepovers.
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trampoline tent for summer sleepovers. best. idea. ever. this is AWESOME!!!!!!!
Trampoline tent for summer sleepovers. so cool! Where was this while my kids were growing up??
Trampoline tent for summer sleepovers. I would have loved this as a kid! Hofefully we will have a big back yard with enough room for one of these one day!
Trampoline tent for summer sleepovers!! Perfect idea for the kids;) @ Vicki Hector
trampoline tent for summer sleepovers. best. idea. ever. Monica, maria, reminds me of summer at your house
Good thing I grew up surrounded by forests
HAHA so funny! I found my prince charming :D
And yet I was always told not to go into the woods alone. Hah.
Life lessons by Disney. Too funny
Haha, this is so true! I must move to the forest. . .
Funny. And so true.
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Protects your hair when you eat... because getting food in your hair would just look ridiculous.
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Funny stuff! Protects your hair when you eat... because getting food in your hair would just look ridiculous.
Noodle splashguard. No more noodles in your hair.....What the?? I have never had a problem eating food and it ending up in my hair. This thing is hilarious. I could only imagine the dinner table conversations while wearing it. lmbo!
Protects your hair when you eat... because getting food in your hair would just look ridiculous....need this for the next time I order Pho soup!
multi-purpose noodle and crumb protector because food in your hair looks ridiculous.
supposed to keep your hair out of your food... because no one has ever heard of a hair tie
Turn Instagrams into magnets! This is so cool!
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This website makes your Instagrams real. Create a pack of magnets in seconds. you're welcome. Stocking stuffers... Great gifts for friends going off to college!
Make one with a cute picture of the kids for your regular sitter for a great gift! "StickyGram.com turns your Instagram pics into magnets! Amazing and affordable gift idea." #babysitting
This website makes your Instagram photos magnets! Great gift idea.
This website makes your Instagrams real. Create a pack of magnets. Great gift idea!
Instagram magnets. Could be a great gift idea, too!
this is perfect for my life.
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Cool! iPhone case w/ stretchy storage!
haha..obsessed with phone cases! such a good idea!! want one!
"This morning I came across this design concept that looks like it might nail that elusive intersection of form and function. It’s called Elasty and it was created by designer Yoori Koo. It’s a silicone bumper fitted with elastic strips which allow you to stash your headphones, pens, cards etc. on the back of the phone."
Elasty iphone cover
Cool idea? Elasty created by designer Yoori Koo. It’s a silicone bumper fitted with elastic strips which allow you to stash your headphones, pens, cards etc. on the back of the phone.
Best iphone cover ever! This is going on my Amazon list. It’s called Elasty and it was created by designer Yoori Koo. It’s a silicone bumper fitted with elastic strips which allow you to stash your headphones, pens, cards etc. on the back of the phone.
Omgoodness!! How cute is she!
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Country Girl! Lil girl, cowboy boots and a tutu.
How adorable! A pink tutu and cowboy boots! My kind of little girl..... :)
Too cute!! Baby girl wearing a tutu and cowboy boots.
Could there be anything cuter? Sweet chubby baby cowgirl.....
Baby cowgirl in a tutu, cowgirl hat and boots ! :)
Little cowgirl with a tutu! SOO FREAKIN CUTE!!!
Want want want.
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Instagram camera that prints real photos like a polaroid ~ Is this real life?
Instagram camera that prints real photos like a polaroid! Add to wish list!! #gadgets
a great stocking suffer!! instagram camera that prints real photos like a Polaroid! #Instagram #polaroid #tech
Instagram camera that prints real photos like a polaroid... Talk about coming full circle. We are back to the instant camera?
instagram socialmatic camera that prints real photos like a polaroid! OMG I WANT ONE!
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Best friend picture. Would do this abby my bff
bff infinity sign
infinity with your best friends♥ cute picture idea... I can see my bff Sara and I doing this
for ALL the doors in my house!