what's the worst that could happen, right? I've reached the age where my brain went from 'you probably shouldn't say that' to 'what the hell.

Oh.my.god. I just can't stand it.

Weimaraner sleeping with a toy Croc,. sleeps under the covers too.with paws out over the blanket. I love this, weimaraners are the best dogs, i love Jenny

Trust Vodka funny party dance drunk lol vodka alcohol funny humor funny quote funny quotes--I have heard this lie before


I don't have a Honey-Do list. I have an I'll-Do-It-My- Fucking-Self list! And surprise! bahahaha so true

Barbie and Ken Wedding Album - THIS IS HILARIOUSLY AMAZING!

Real Wedding Album: Barbie & Ken!! (No, Really! It's Phenomenal!)

Hilariously good wedding photos of Barbie and Ken's wedding. You really have to go to the site and look at all of the photos. Because real wedding pictures are all starting to look JUST LIKE THIS.

bitches get stuff done.

I take bitch as a compliment. I know you mean it derogatorily, but like Tina Fey says, "Bitches get stuff done." Therefore, when you call me a bitch, I assume you're intimidated by my initiative & strength.

These kids would get all of my candy

Coolest Homemade Forrest Gump and Lt Dan Couple Halloween Costume

Gentlemen take notes.

Some cupcakes for his cupcake…

All men: take note from this real man! 👍💝 His girlfriend or wife is a lucky woman to have someone so thoughtful. So the rest of you, please ! Take note from these men


Grumpy Cat You may not have lost all your marbles, but there's definitely a hole in the bag. I love this! Funnier than 2 sandwiches short of a picnic!

Choose to be happy.

"I have chosen to be happy because it is good for my health"- Voltaire quote .Oh, I love this! It's so true. happiness is a choice. :) I love this